Okay, I figure that headline up there sent most everybody fleeing as fast as their mouses could carry them. So, for the one or two of you who are still with me, I'm going to tell you something that no one else will.
Here it is: Poetry is not good for you, or at least not good for you in the way that most people think it is.
The fact is poetry is bad for you.
Now I know what you're saying,This guy thinks I can't see through this reverse-psychology stuff. Despite appearances, I'm not dumb enough to think you're dumb enough to fall for that.