Story Time

The Air Out There: Stinky Silly Stories
Submitted by: Christine Turner, Atascocita
Audience
• Schoolage
Books
Rough Weather Ahead For Walter The Farting Dog by:William Kotzwinkle
When an expert on animal gas tries to cure Walter, his farts keep building up until he floats away and is blown by the wind to a distant place, where he once again proves himself a hero.
Gorgonzola: A Very Stinkysaurus by:Margie Palatini
When Gorgonzola the dinosaur learns that everyone runs from him to avoid his smell, rather than out of fear, he is grateful to the little bird who shows him how to brush his teeth and wash.
Excuse Me! by:Lisa Kopelke
A frog who loves to burp learns the value of good manners.
Penelope and the Humongous Burp by:Sheri Radford
Too thirsty to heed her mother's warnings not to drink so quickly, Penelope soon learns what disastrous events can come of a simple glass of grape soda.
"Stand Back," Said the Elephant, "I'm Going to Sneeze!" by:Patricia Thomas
Knowing the havoc it will cause, all the animals try to prevent the elephant from sneezing.
Tissue, Please! by:Lisa Kopelke
At school, dance rehearsal, and home Frog and his friends sniff when their noses run, until Frog's parents show him how much better it is to use a tissue.
Songs
Baby Bumble Bee
I’m SMUSHING up my baby bumblebee,
Won’t my mommy be so proud of me!
I’m SMUSHING up my baby bumblebee…
Oh, what a mess…

I’m LICKING up my baby bumblebee,
Won’t my mommy be so proud of me!
I’m LICKING up my baby bumblebee…
Oh, I feel sick…


I’m PUKING up my baby bumblebee,
Won’t my mommy be so proud of me!
I’m PUKING up my baby bumblebee…
Oh-oh, it’s everywhere…

I’m SWEEPING up my baby bumblebee,
Won’t my mommy be so proud of me!
I’m SWEEPING up my baby bumblebee…
All gone

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