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Gross Out storytime
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Submitted by: Connie, Kingwood
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Audience
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• Pre-school
• Schoolage
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Books
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My Little Sister Ate One Hare by:Bill Grossman
A Faithful recounting of all my little sister ate. We thought she'd throw up, but she didn't.
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There was an Old Lady Who Swallowed Some Bugs by:Jonette Downing
Untraditional rendering of traditional song.
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Thelonius Monster’s Sky-High Fly Pie by:Judy Sierra
Thelonius Manster makes a delicious pie with only the finest flies, but forgets to bake it. When his friends come to eat it, the flies fly away, but the pie was delicious anyway.
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Beetle McGrady Eats Bugs by:Megan McDonald
Beetle McGrady screw up her courage to eat an ant for Fun With Food Week.
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The Lima Bean Monster by:Dan Yaccarino
Sam sets a tren when he gets rid of his lima beans. Finally a giant Lima Bean monster made from all the rejected vegetables terrorizes the town.
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Songs
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Ooey Gooey was a Worm
Traditional:
Ooey Gooey was a worm,
A big fat worm was he.
He sat upon a railway track,
A train he did not see.
The train came roaring round the bend,
The driver gave a squeal,
The guard got out his pocket knife,
And scraped him off the wheel.
Ooey Gooey!
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Bringing Home a Baby Bumble Bee
I’m bringing home my baby bumble bee (pretend bee in clasped hands)
Won’t my mommy be so proud of me.
I’m bringing home my baby bumble bee
Ouch! (Clap hands together)
He stung me.
I’m squishing up my baby bumble bee (squish hands together)
Won’t my mommy be so proud of me.
I’m squishing up my baby bumble bee. Squish, squish, squish!
I’m licking up my baby bumble bee (pretend to lick off palms)
Won’t my mommy be so proud of me.
I’m licking up my baby bumble bee
Slurp, slurp, slurp.
I’m throwing up my baby bumble bee (pretend to barf)
Won’t my mommy be so proud of me.
I’m throwing up my baby bumble bee,
Blah, blah, blah.
I’m sweeping up my baby bumble bee (pretend to sweep)
Won’t my mommy be so proud of me.
I’m sweeping up my baby bumble bee, Swish, swish, swish
I’m bringing home a baby dinosaur (pretend to carry dinosaur)
Won’t my mommy kick me out the door (kick leg)
I’m bringing home a baby dinosaur (pretend to carry dinosaur)
Oh, he ate me! I’m no more!
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Think I'll Go Eat Worms
Traditional: Found at: bussongs. com Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
Guess I'll go eat worms,
Long, thin, slimy ones; Short, fat, juicy ones,
Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy wuzzy worms.
Down goes the first one, down goes the second one,
Oh how they wiggle and squirm.
Up comes the first one, up comes the second one,
Oh how they wiggle and squirm.
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