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Gross Out storytime
Submitted by: Connie, Kingwood
Audience
• Pre-school • Schoolage
Books
My Little Sister Ate One Hare by:Bill Grossman
A Faithful recounting of all my little sister ate. We thought she'd throw up, but she didn't.
There was an Old Lady Who Swallowed Some Bugs by:Jonette Downing
Untraditional rendering of traditional song.
Thelonius Monsterís Sky-High Fly Pie by:Judy Sierra
Thelonius Manster makes a delicious pie with only the finest flies, but forgets to bake it. When his friends come to eat it, the flies fly away, but the pie was delicious anyway.
Beetle McGrady Eats Bugs by:Megan McDonald
Beetle McGrady screw up her courage to eat an ant for Fun With Food Week.
The Lima Bean Monster by:Dan Yaccarino
Sam sets a tren when he gets rid of his lima beans. Finally a giant Lima Bean monster made from all the rejected vegetables terrorizes the town.
Songs
Ooey Gooey was a Worm
Traditional:
Ooey Gooey was a worm,
A big fat worm was he.
He sat upon a railway track,
A train he did not see.
The train came roaring round the bend,
The driver gave a squeal,
The guard got out his pocket knife,
And scraped him off the wheel.
Ooey Gooey!
Bringing Home a Baby Bumble Bee


Iím bringing home my baby bumble bee (pretend bee in clasped hands)
Wonít my mommy be so proud of me.
Iím bringing home my baby bumble bee
Ouch! (Clap hands together)
He stung me.

Iím squishing up my baby bumble bee (squish hands together)
Wonít my mommy be so proud of me.
Iím squishing up my baby bumble bee. Squish, squish, squish!

Iím licking up my baby bumble bee (pretend to lick off palms)
Wonít my mommy be so proud of me.
Iím licking up my baby bumble bee
Slurp, slurp, slurp.

Iím throwing up my baby bumble bee (pretend to barf)
Wonít my mommy be so proud of me.
Iím throwing up my baby bumble bee,
Blah, blah, blah.

Iím sweeping up my baby bumble bee (pretend to sweep)
Wonít my mommy be so proud of me.
Iím sweeping up my baby bumble bee, Swish, swish, swish

Iím bringing home a baby dinosaur (pretend to carry dinosaur)
Wonít my mommy kick me out the door (kick leg)
Iím bringing home a baby dinosaur (pretend to carry dinosaur)
Oh, he ate me! Iím no more!
Think I'll Go Eat Worms
Traditional: Found at: bussongs. com Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
Guess I'll go eat worms,
Long, thin, slimy ones; Short, fat, juicy ones,
Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy wuzzy worms.

Down goes the first one, down goes the second one,
Oh how they wiggle and squirm.
Up comes the first one, up comes the second one,
Oh how they wiggle and squirm.